House sit NARELLAN VALE

🐶 4 dogs:

2 English Springer Spaniels (one’s a high-energy snuggle missile, the other’s a lovable mellow dude)

1 Staffy (sweet but suspicious of new humans)

1 Great Dane X (aloof female of the pack suspicious of new humans)

Important: Two of the dogs are stranger-phobic, including Chester, who is not a fan of small children. This gig is best suited to a single person or couple, no kids.

🐱 8 cats:

A mix of bossy, aloof, affectionate, and one senior who’s earned the right to be slightly judgy

Occasional hairball surprise included, no extra charge

The catch?

Some of the crew are a little stranger-phobic (read: suspicious side-eye experts), so you’ll need to win them over with calm vibes and a meat-based bribe or two. Also, there may be the odd “oops” on the floor. This is real life, not a Disney movie.

You’ll love this if you:

✔️ Work from home or are retired – dogs are used to having a human around

✔️ Know your way around a mop, a medicine dropper, and the politics of a multi-pet household

✔️ Can handle fur, occasional chaos, and being followed to the bathroom by a curious entourage

What you get:

🏡 A spacious 4-bedroom home

🌿 Huge yard

🏊 Pool

🧘‍♀️ Peace and quiet (mostly – see above re: animals)

📶 Wi-Fi, comfy vibes, and a fridge that can be stocked to your taste

If you’re a genuine animal lover with experience (and a sense of humor), send me a message. Bonus points if you come with references and a lint roller.